I Forgot about Her Adamantium Coated Skeleton

I'm supposed to believe that 8 grown men can't carry Elizabeth Edwards' casket and need wheels under it? I bet that's where they hid Curly's gold! Tacky, I know. It's too soon, I know. Sorry, but this is actually what went through my mind when I saw this picture: "That coffin can't be that heavy, they must have put something in it, like bars of gold!" It reminds me of the end of the original Ocean's 11.
Also, what are they going to do about those stairs?

Sunday Cipher #11 - Turn of The Screw

Oh no! It turns out that the spiral staircase in St. George's Cathedral was the "Giant's Screw" that the old Gypsy woman's rhyme alluded to! And now it's screwing into the reactor core! Can you solve the puzzle in time!??

Below is a quote from a famous person encoded with a substitution cipher. Each letter has been swapped for another. Today's hint: U equals B.

"E'FQ/ GQFQI/ UQQG/ W/ UPWXONJR/ BIJGO./ E'T/ TNIQ/ NC/ W/ UPWXO/ WGB/ UPJQ/ BIJGO./ PEOQ,/ ZNJ'PP/ QGB/ JM/ UPWXO/ WGB/ UPJQ/ EC /ZNJ/ CJXO/ HERK/ TQ."
- WGGQ /CIWGO


The first person to e-mail me the correct answer at imillermoth@gmail.com wins a prize! If you would like your prize sent to you, include a mailing address with your answer.

Last week's answer:
"I don't dress up for Halloween. I already wear this mask all the time so America doesn't see the face of Satan staring out of their televisions every night." - Walter Cronkite