They're Not Genies for Christ's Sake

It would be pretty awesome if a terminally ill child was approached by the Make-A-Wish Foundation and this exchange took place:

MAWF Guy: Do you want to go to Disney World with Taylor Swift?
Kid: I had in mind something a little more radical.
MAWF Guy: What... What seems to be the problem?
Kid: Death.
MAWF Guy: Death. Well, I'm afraid that's a little out of my jurisdiction.
Kid: I want more life, fucker.

It wouldn't be very awesome when the kid eventually succumbs to whatever horrible illness he has, but sometimes sacrifices must be made in the name of comedy.

If you were wondering, his name was Bill. They used to call him Billy, but when he got sick his dad told him he was going to have to be brave.They switched to calling him Bill as a constant reminder that he was just as grown-up and just as brave as any other adult. Sometimes when it was only his parents around, his mom would still call him Billy. His dad would always say "It's Bill now honey. " and she would cry a little. (I'm kidding of course. Children don't die from awful diseases in real life. That would be horrible and no God would let that happen)

Not sure what the hell I'm talking about with that dialogue? It's from Blade Runner.

Sunday Cipher #34 - The Cannibal's Wristwatch

Below is a quote from a famous person encoded with a substitution cipher. Each letter has been swapped for another. Today's hint: W equals P.

"MDJT/ DKT/ EXXY/ TLPD/ K/ DKTTQX./ J/ KN/ RCJYR/ MC/ EX/ TC/ WJTTXI/ KM/ PKSQ/ JA/ J/ RXM/ MC/ NKISJI/ KYI/ JM'T/ YCM/ MDX/ EXTM/ RCIIKNYXI/ MKPC/ TKQKI/ J'VX/ XVXS/ DKI."/
- KMMJQK/ MDX/ DLY

The first person to e-mail me the correct answer at imillermoth@gmail.com wins a prize! If you would like your prize sent to you, include a mailing address with your answer.

Last week's answer:
"Although the matching names are a coincidence, Gene said I did inspire the neck pinch when he saw me choking my daughter." - Benjamin Spock

You're Not Really Missing Much

Are you one of the billions of people that has never sent in an answer for The Swarm's Sunday Cipher? If you are, you may not be aware that there is not only an amazing first prize each week, but also a fabulous consolation prize just for playing! Below are a few of the original drawings by Isaac Miller that were awarded as prizes to the runners-up in The Swarm's weekly Sunday Cipher contest.

Crab Car Wash

Cool Rat

Knife in a Drawer

The Lonliest Vending Machine
[that's not spelled right at all!]

Hair Cycle

Hanta-ed Telephone