Helpful Hint #3 - Stain Removal

Here's a handy chart that gives quick and easy solutions for removing common stains. You should probably print it for your fridge. I'm having trouble re-sizing a page of text as an image and still having it legible, so I just made it really small. You'll have to click on it, and then it'll still be too small, and then when you expand it, it's going to be too large. The chart should make your life simpler. Reading the chart may be complicated. I never said this was going to be easy.

Helpful Hint #2

Looking for a way to inject a little hot fun into your humdrum life?
Try this:

When I see a rainbow sticker on something, I like to think that it's not the owner of the object that's gay, but the object itself.

Oh, you're a homosexual? Don't really care.
Wait, your boat is gay? Now that's something!

The GuyPhone and his hot black boyfriend

Helpful Hint #1

Having trouble with a disagreeable porcupine? Soak him in conditioner for a day or two. That'll take the fight right out of him. Not so pointy now, are you?