Fun Fact #9

Lupe Fiasco, the lead singer of Japanese Cartoon(I'm also told he's some sort of rap guy) takes his stage name from the Quentin Tarantino film Pulp Fiction. There is a part in the film where Jimmie(Tarantino) is imposed upon by two gangsters. He is reluctant to help them because he does not normally do what they request ("When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said 'Dead Letter Office'?") and also because his wife Bonnie is due home soon. In the Spanish dub of the film Jimmie's wife is named Lupe, and the segment is known as The Lupe Fiasco.

Sunday Cipher #25 - The Prison Chow Line

Well, you did it. You sure made your Grandmother proud. You work in a prison cafeteria without being an inmate. And you have three bosses, all of whom have more respect, authority and responsibility than you. The least serious offense between your three inmate bosses is Kidnapping with Intent to Part-Out. Now the warden wants to have a word with you. He has decided that if you can't solve his puzzle, your free shift meals at the prison will consist of maple syrup, coffee grounds, and sweepings from the prison barber shop. Can you solve the puzzle? Why would you even bother? Why don't you just quit?

Below is a quote from a famous person encoded with a substitution cipher. Each letter has been swapped for another. Today's hint: P equals R.

"RE'S/ BWW/ EUIE/ IDPIUIG/ HBE/ SUBE/ IE/ EUT/ EUTIETP./ UT/ XIS/ IJXIKS/ EBB/ DQSK/ EB/ STT/ I/ SUBX./ RE/ XIS/ QSQIJJK/ GT/ RZ/ EUIE/ WIPA/ DBY/ XREU/ I/ GIZ'S/ HQZ/ SUBNTW/ RZ/ EUT/ DIOA/ BL/ GK/ UTIW,/ RL/ KBQ/ AZBX/ XUIE/ R/ GTIZ."/
- GIPK/ EBWW/ JRZOBJZ

The first person to e-mail me the correct answer at imillermoth@gmail.com wins a prize! If you would like your prize sent to you, include a mailing address with your answer.

Last week's answer:
"You want a reason to drink? Try being able to talk to the animals when you're a nine year old intern at a slaughterhouse."
- John Dolittle

Helpful Hint #3 - Stain Removal

Here's a handy chart that gives quick and easy solutions for removing common stains. You should probably print it for your fridge. I'm having trouble re-sizing a page of text as an image and still having it legible, so I just made it really small. You'll have to click on it, and then it'll still be too small, and then when you expand it, it's going to be too large. The chart should make your life simpler. Reading the chart may be complicated. I never said this was going to be easy.

Queen For A Day

I was in a meeting earlier today. One of the managers there was using this coffee mug:
It say "As a matter of fact I am the f*** Queen!" I'm not entirely sure why she feels it appropriate to let the whole office know that she's the Fuck Queen. Was someone questioning whether she is in fact the Fuck Queen? I mean, Jesus, just calling yourself the Fuck Queen at work? I really doubt that my "Sultan of Schlong" mug would be tolerated. But hey, women's lib, am I right?

Some Hot Joseph in Your Lap

McDonald's. Now serving gay coffee.