Sunday Cipher #43 - Knight in Shining Fold-Out

Uh oh! Your friend's finacée threw him out of the condo after he called her Tuesday Weld in bed! And now he's staying with you! Also, he's not really like one of your best friends. I mean, he's okay to hang out with, but he's kind of an ass. Like, his name is Steve Knight, but he always wants people to call him "Knight" and he makes really shitty jokes about it. He says stuff like "I was the best Knight of that chick's life" and "You mess with the Knight and you get the lance!". So, it's really best if they can patch things up quickly. Look! Someone just slipped a note under the door and Steve is out playing Ultimate Big Punch Deluxe. Do you read it? Of course! Damn! Steve's fiancée wrote it in her native Eastern European moonspeak. Can you translate it and reunite them in time!?!

Below is a quote from a famous person encoded with a substitution cipher. Each letter has been swapped for another. Today's hint: F equals W.

"'HBP/ ALJTT CBD/ IJAA!'/ HKJL,/ DLJD'A/ FLJD/ XH/ WKQDPX/ DWMKG/ DB/ AJH/ DB/ XH/ NMWAD/ ETJQO/ EBHNWMKCG."/ - AMW/ MJC/ XQOKTTKC

The first person to e-mail me the correct answer at imillermoth@gmail.com wins a prize! If you would like your prize sent to you, include a mailing address with your answer.

Last week's answer:
"I'm glad I was born a brunette. Blondes have always seemed so seasonal to me. " - Harry S Truman

Sunday Cipher #24 - The Arrow's Path

It's almost St. Valentine's Day and you forgot to get your lover a gift! Oh Lord, what can you do!? As you rush to Walgreen's to purchase what promises to be the worst gift ever, you round a corner and run smack-dab into a little fat man with barely any clothes on! But wait, he has wings and a little quiver full of arrows on his back! Could it be? Yes, it's cupid! He knows just what trouble you're in, and wants to help you out! "Listen friend," he says "The best gifts aren't bought from a store(and certainly not from Walgreen's) they're made by love. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll send you a love letter, straight from my heart, buddy! You know what a love letter is? It's an arrow from a magical bow, friend! You receive a love letter from me, you're smitten forever! You understand, friend? I'll send you straight to heaven, buddy! Because when you decipher the love letter I send you, it will be your true words of true love, not mine. And true love is the best gift of all!" Can you decipher Cupid's letter in time!??

Below is a quote from a famous person encoded with a substitution cipher. Each letter has been swapped for another. Today's hint: C equals A.

"ZBA/ GCLJ/ C/ WECYBL/ JB/ UWFLS?/ JWZ/ XEFLT/ CXNE/ JB/ JCNS/ JB/ JDE/ CLFICNY/ GDEL/ ZBA'WE/ C/ LFLE/ ZECW/ BNU/ FLJEWL/ CJ/ C/ YNCATDJEWDBAYE."/
- KBDL/ UBNFJJNE

The first person to e-mail me the correct answer at imillermoth@gmail.com wins a prize! If you would like your prize sent to you, include a mailing address with your answer.

Last week's answer:
"I creep into your room and put my legs down your pants while you sleep. Sometimes I whisper in your ear."
- Giant Huntsman Spider