Sunday Cipher #42 - Herman's Permits

Below is a quote from a famous person encoded with a substitution cipher. Each letter has been swapped for another. Today's hint: Z equals I.

"Z'U/ XOFH/ Z/ VFG/ JKNE/ F/ JNSERWWR./ JOKEHRG/ BFLR/ FOVFIG/ GRRURH/ GK/ GRFGKEFO/ WK/ UR."/ - BFNNI/ G/ WNSUFE

The first person to e-mail me the correct answer at imillermoth@gmail.com wins a prize! If you would like your prize sent to you, include a mailing address with your answer.

Last week's answer:
"There is no safe way to open a space suit once you're outside. That means I had to bring some of my poop with me in the lander to leave on the moon." - Alan Shepard

Hitler Bad, Vandalism Good

Here's a few screen captures of Wikipedia vandalism I've run across recently. Wikipedia vandalism is one of my favorite surprises. Sadly I don't have a picture of the best instance I've ever seen; It was an article on Jonathan Livingston Butthole. Classic.

An entire section of the Space Age Pop
article devoted to "hoe nads with my go nads"

The article on the Guns N' Roses tune "Mr. Brownstone"
contains a reference to Virginia Tech killer Seung-Hui Cho's
play of the same name. While one of Cho's plays was indeed called
Mr. Brownstone, whether he was in fact a "cool bro" is
open to debate.

A bit of trivia from the Nicolas Cage
film Vampire's Kiss.

Not a credible source my eye. Although to be fair, many more reputable sources have also published false information. For example, diabetes was invented by a mischievous editor at World Book Encyclopedia and in 1952 an Encyclopædia Britannica article on Eleanor Roosevelt referred to her as a "butt slut".

Sunday Cipher #3

Can you solve the puzzle before the lesbians finish repairing their space-ship!? Below is a quote from a famous person encoded with a substitution cipher. Each letter has been swapped for another. Today's hint: S equals D.

"FQJ!/ N/ AMNS/ N'R/ SQMH /MUS /WGNUS /MAAFXGQ, /UXZ /TQZMTSQS!"
- FQGQU /KQGGQT

The first person to e-mail me the correct answer at imillermoth@gmail.com wins a prize! Last week's answer: "If I wanted Mickey Mouse to have a Jew voice, I would have drawn him like a Jew rat! I'll just do the voice myself!" - Walt Disney