Comics with Cats

Here's pretty much the same comic several times:










I tried drawing one myself instead of using clip art, but it just didn't turn out right:

Sunday Cipher #20 - Dr. Horrorstein's Bouncy Castle of Repugnance

Doctor Horrorstein is regretting some of his choices. His colitis is acting up something fierce. He never thought about it when he made the purchase, but living in a bouncy castle when you have chronic diarrhea is pretty awful. It looks like the doctor's reign of terror has become a "rain" of terror. If you can't open the puzzle lock on Dr. Horrorstein's cabinet of incontinence supplies before he makes a god-awful mess he's coming to stay with you for a few days while the cleaning crew of the damned makes his castle livable again.

Below is a quote from a famous person encoded with a substitution cipher. Each letter has been swapped for another. Today's hint: I equals L.

"NS/ OZLB/ BWJCH/ PB/ LZYT/ HNLJ/ WNYUNCR/ ZW/ AJPI/ YFNCB/ PB/ YFIIJRJ/ BHZMJCHB/ BWJCM/ YFIIJYHNCR/ SPUJ/ FCJB/ HTJQ/ YFZIM/ WAFOPOIQ/ PSSFAM/ HF/ OZQ/ FCJ/ FS/ FZA/ BQBHJLB"/
- BHJGJ/ CNCHJCMF

The first person to e-mail me the correct answer at imillermoth@gmail.com wins a prize! If you would like your prize sent to you, include a mailing address with your answer.

Last week's answer:
"Torture? You want to talk about torture you should try my wife's meatloaf sometime."
- Donald Rumsfeld