Sunday Cipher #36 - Cannoli of Destiny

After spending another satisfying day ridding a kindergarten's playground of pigeons with your Andy Roddick style super overhead slam shot, treating yourself to a meal at Giuseppe Wong's Hunan Ristorante was just what the doctor ordered. As you finish the last of your tea, the waiter drops your bill and a complimentary fortune cannoli. It's longer than you've ever seen a fortune cannoli, but damned if you don't still try to clear the shell of filling with the traditional single suck. Retrieving the 8 inch long strip of paper from your throat, you lean in to see your fortune. Oh! It's a coded message! Perhaps Esperanza has finally forgiven you and wants to rejoin the resistance's robot sex club! Can you decrypt the fortune!?

Below is a quote from a famous person encoded with a substitution cipher. Each letter has been swapped for another. Today's hint: H equals U.

"MKHDLXC/ NU/ ZNMQNPX/ IKHD/ RNPXCDU/ LRJCD/ CLJNPX/ L/ MENZN/ TKX/ KP/ JEC/ JKNZCJ."/
- ECPDI/ TLFNT/ JEKDCLH

The first person to e-mail me the correct answer at imillermoth@gmail.com wins a prize! If you would like your prize sent to you, include a mailing address with your answer.

Last week's answer:
"Saying you're a gypsy at heart is a great way to avoid saying you're just incredibly irresponsible."- Tenzin Gyatso, The Dalai Lama

Comics with Cats

Here's pretty much the same comic several times:










I tried drawing one myself instead of using clip art, but it just didn't turn out right:

Sunday Cipher #12 - The Clockwork Boy's Final Test

The Clockwork Boy has proven his compassion, honesty, and valor. Now the final test stands between him and his metal heart's greatest desire. Can Rusty finish grooming all three Standard Poodles and giving them paw-dicures before the big show!??

Below is a quote from a famous person encoded with a substitution cipher. Each letter has been swapped for another. Today's hint: S equals N.

"RK/ GNHOGQQT/ SGYKF/ HXK/ MGSF/ GWHKZ/ G/ SOS/ GH/ YT/ NGHXJQPN/ DZGFK/ CNXJJQ/ HXGH/ XGF/ CKBKZK/ JCHKJLJZJCPC."/
- FKK/ CSPFKZ

The first person to e-mail me the correct answer at imillermoth@gmail.com wins a prize! If you would like your prize sent to you, include a mailing address with your answer.

Last week's answer:
"I've never been a blackout drunk. I'm more of a black and blue drunk. Like, you'll end up black and blue if you fuck with me." - Anne Frank