Sunday Cipher #39 - The Water in Paris is In-Seine

Below is a quote from a famous person encoded with a substitution cipher. Each letter has been swapped for another. Today's hint: K equals W.

"CLN/ MANGCNOC/ CAUJQ/ CLN/ SNFUB/ NFNA/ IRBBNS/ KGO/ ROUDM/ CLGC/ NHIUANS/ JPRIPD/ GC/ GAWV'O"/ - OC./ CLPXGO/ GYRUDGO/

The first person to e-mail me the correct answer at imillermoth@gmail.com wins a prize! If you would like your prize sent to you, include a mailing address with your answer.

Last month's answer:
"America. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy." - King George III

Sunday Cipher #38 - Longshoremen Drinking Long Islands in Long Island

Below is a quote from a famous person encoded with a substitution cipher. Each letter has been swapped for another. Today's hint: G equals V.

"OBIWHYO./ AFS/ XHKK/ PIGIW/ JHPE/ O/ BFWI/ XWILYZIE/ ZHGI/ FJ/ CYSB/ OPE/ GHKKOHPA."/
- NHPD/ DIFWDI/ HHH

The first person to e-mail me the correct answer at imillermoth@gmail.com wins a prize! If you would like your prize sent to you, include a mailing address with your answer.

Last week's answer:
"If I had my druthers, the last thing I'd see in this world would be my hand smacking that smug look off her face." - Aga Bojaxhiu

Fun Fact #9

Lupe Fiasco, the lead singer of Japanese Cartoon(I'm also told he's some sort of rap guy) takes his stage name from the Quentin Tarantino film Pulp Fiction. There is a part in the film where Jimmie(Tarantino) is imposed upon by two gangsters. He is reluctant to help them because he does not normally do what they request ("When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said 'Dead Letter Office'?") and also because his wife Bonnie is due home soon. In the Spanish dub of the film Jimmie's wife is named Lupe, and the segment is known as The Lupe Fiasco.

Sunday Cipher #37 - The Missing French Toast

Below is a quote from a famous person encoded with a substitution cipher. Each letter has been swapped for another.

This week's quote is from someone whose name is unknown to me and reads like gibberish even when decoded, so you get two hints. Today's hints: A equals J and K equals X.

"BN/ B/ POL/ UD/ LHEQPTHM,/ QPT/ IOMQ/ QPBFV/ B'L/ MTT/ BF/ QPBM/ RXHIL/ RXEIL/ ZT/ UD/ POFL/ MUOYCBFV/ QPOQ/ MUEV/ IXXC/ XNN/ PTH/ NOYT."/
- OVO/ ZXAOKPBE

The first person to e-mail me the correct answer at imillermoth@gmail.com wins a prize! If you would like your prize sent to you, include a mailing address with your answer.

Last week's answer:
"Courage is licking your fingers after eating a chili dog on the toilet." - Henry David Thoreau

Sunday Cipher #36 - Cannoli of Destiny

After spending another satisfying day ridding a kindergarten's playground of pigeons with your Andy Roddick style super overhead slam shot, treating yourself to a meal at Giuseppe Wong's Hunan Ristorante was just what the doctor ordered. As you finish the last of your tea, the waiter drops your bill and a complimentary fortune cannoli. It's longer than you've ever seen a fortune cannoli, but damned if you don't still try to clear the shell of filling with the traditional single suck. Retrieving the 8 inch long strip of paper from your throat, you lean in to see your fortune. Oh! It's a coded message! Perhaps Esperanza has finally forgiven you and wants to rejoin the resistance's robot sex club! Can you decrypt the fortune!?

Below is a quote from a famous person encoded with a substitution cipher. Each letter has been swapped for another. Today's hint: H equals U.

"MKHDLXC/ NU/ ZNMQNPX/ IKHD/ RNPXCDU/ LRJCD/ CLJNPX/ L/ MENZN/ TKX/ KP/ JEC/ JKNZCJ."/
- ECPDI/ TLFNT/ JEKDCLH

The first person to e-mail me the correct answer at imillermoth@gmail.com wins a prize! If you would like your prize sent to you, include a mailing address with your answer.

Last week's answer:
"Saying you're a gypsy at heart is a great way to avoid saying you're just incredibly irresponsible."- Tenzin Gyatso, The Dalai Lama

Worf's Golf Bible

There's a new product in The Swarm Store!

Michael Dorn has decided to release his new album exclusively through The Swarm! That's right, now you can hear Mr. Worf singing a range of classic tunes! Imagine hearing Dorn's deep, soothing voice coming out of your car stereo or shower CD player! Envision yourself jogging on a treadmill, thinking of yourself running on a holo-treadmill on the holodeck, while Worf does holo-karaoke! Picture yourself wrapped in a snuggie, hugging your iPod dock tightly to your chest as Michael Dorn's recreated laryngeal vibrations lull you to sleep! Fly me to the moon indeed, Mr Worf!

That's what life could be like with "Songs in the Key of Michael"

When you hear Dorn's new album, you'll say "Set phasers on classic!"

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Sunday Cipher #35 - The Ouroboros' Turtleneck

The Swarm's staff had the weekend off for Memorial Day, so enjoy the late Cipher!

Below is a quote from a famous person encoded with a substitution cipher. Each letter has been swapped for another. Today's hint: I equals Z.

"DFSMOL/ SRX'GK/ F/ LSADS/ FP/ BKFGP/ MD/ F/ LGKFP/ VFS/ PR/ FERMJ/ DFSMOL/ SRX'GK/ HXDP/ MOUGKJMNYS/ MGGKDARODMNYK."/
- PKOIMO/ LSFPDR,/ PBK/ JFYFM/ YFTF

The first person to e-mail me the correct answer at imillermoth@gmail.com wins a prize! If you would like your prize sent to you, include a mailing address with your answer.

Last week's answer:
"This has been such a hassle. I am going to be so pissed at Carl if I get to Madrid and it's not the best goddamned taco salad I've ever had." - Attila the Hun