Well. This ended up being The Monday Cipher this week, but shut up. After realizing the difficulty in producing an exciting grand prize each week that can be e-mailed to the winner, I am now offering a physical prize to the winner. If you would prefer a physical prize, please include a mailing address with your answer. If you wanted to, you could even send in the address of a friend or stranger. Lord knows what I might send them! The grand prize will be something I can fit in a standard envelope, so don't expect much. All consolation prizes will be e-mailed.
Can you figure out the puzzle before The Pharaoh ruins your credit!??
Below is a quote from a famous person encoded with a substitution cipher. Each letter has been swapped for another. Today's hint: Y equals D.
"ALKKGA /YGAFO/ VJ/ QRJM /IX /GCBRJG /DLA/ DIM/ HVAKJ /ML/ DGGK /HLLY IFLRM /FGVXH /DIM."
- FAOIXM HRSFGK
The first person to e-mail me the correct answer at imillermoth@gmail.com wins a prize! Last week's answer: "Hey! I said I'm deaf and blind asshole, not retarded!"
- Helen Keller
It say "As a matter of fact I am the f*** Queen!" I'm not entirely sure why she feels it appropriate to let the whole office know that she's the Fuck Queen. Was someone questioning whether she is in fact the Fuck Queen? I mean, Jesus, just calling yourself the Fuck Queen at work? I really doubt that my "Sultan of Schlong" mug would be tolerated. But hey, women's lib, am I right?
