Oh no! The widow's car won't start! If she doesn't leave soon, she'll miss the team-picking for the Girl Scouts' annual hairshirts vs. skins hockey game! As a trained masseuse you'd love to help, but the engine seems to have been replaced by a magical word puzzle! Solve the puzzle and the Girl Scouts will surely give you cookies for helping out their biggest fan!
Below is a quote from a famous person encoded with a substitution cipher. Each letter has been swapped for another. Today's hint: E equals P.
"H/ QDZDKS/ QVPPDZDC/ PXFP/ PXD/ MPFKK/ CAAZ/ XFC/ F/ 'MVGNS/ KAGN'/ FUC/ PXD/ VUCDZGAYDZ/ GAEEDZ/ QHMXDFZC/ QD."/
- ODAZOD/ QHGXFDK
The first person to e-mail me the correct answer at firstname.lastname@example.org wins a prize! If you would like your prize sent to you, include a mailing address with your answer.
Last week's answer:
"I came up with the idea for the aqualung one day as I was holding a burlap sack of kittens under the water. I thought of a way I could live underwater while these kittens died so easily." - Jacques Cousteau