Johnson's Olde Fashioned Manual Slaughterhouse is holding its first annual open mic night! Bessie the Cow just put the final touches on her stand-up comedy act! Her main competition is that heifer Rebecca and her prop comedy. Luckily for Bessie everyone hates prop comics. With a good set, Bessie just might earn the top prize! Unfortunately it's not her freedom; all the cows will still be slaughtered. But with a win she'll probably first have time to enjoy the three jugs of Tropicana Pure Premium Lots of Pulp Orange Juice that cows adore! Solve the puzzle below and somehow help Bessie win that OJ!
Below is a quote from a famous person encoded with a substitution cipher. Each letter has been swapped for another. Today's hint: X equals L. Also Y equals P.
"KWA/ MWSN'H/ OSM/ PH/ QCW/ BPNHQ/ ZCSKZW/ QCSQ/ MUG/ CSTW/ WSZC/ MWSN/ QU/ XPW/ QU/ MUGNHWXB/ SJUGQ/ SXX/ QCW/ QCPKLH/ MUG/ SNW/ LUPKL/ QU/ ZCSKLW;/ MUG/ VSM/ SH/ AWXX/ XPW/ JPL."
- OWWYSE/ ZCUYNS
The first person to e-mail me the correct answer at firstname.lastname@example.org wins a prize! If you would like your prize sent to you, include a mailing address with your answer.
Last week's answer:
"I merely muttered that the stall door had a "sucky lock" and the undercover copper misheard me." - George Michael