Doctor Horrorstein is regretting some of his choices. His colitis is acting up something fierce. He never thought about it when he made the purchase, but living in a bouncy castle when you have chronic diarrhea is pretty awful. It looks like the doctor's reign of terror has become a "rain" of terror. If you can't open the puzzle lock on Dr. Horrorstein's cabinet of incontinence supplies before he makes a god-awful mess he's coming to stay with you for a few days while the cleaning crew of the damned makes his castle livable again.
Below is a quote from a famous person encoded with a substitution cipher. Each letter has been swapped for another. Today's hint: I equals L.
"NS/ OZLB/ BWJCH/ PB/ LZYT/ HNLJ/ WNYUNCR/ ZW/ AJPI/ YFNCB/ PB/ YFIIJRJ/ BHZMJCHB/ BWJCM/ YFIIJYHNCR/ SPUJ/ FCJB/ HTJQ/ YFZIM/ WAFOPOIQ/ PSSFAM/ HF/ OZQ/ FCJ/ FS/ FZA/ BQBHJLB"/
- BHJGJ/ CNCHJCMF
The first person to e-mail me the correct answer at firstname.lastname@example.org wins a prize! If you would like your prize sent to you, include a mailing address with your answer.
Last week's answer:
"Torture? You want to talk about torture you should try my wife's meatloaf sometime."
- Donald Rumsfeld