After spending another satisfying day ridding a kindergarten's playground of pigeons with your Andy Roddick style super overhead slam shot, treating yourself to a meal at Giuseppe Wong's Hunan Ristorante was just what the doctor ordered. As you finish the last of your tea, the waiter drops your bill and a complimentary fortune cannoli. It's longer than you've ever seen a fortune cannoli, but damned if you don't still try to clear the shell of filling with the traditional single suck. Retrieving the 8 inch long strip of paper from your throat, you lean in to see your fortune. Oh! It's a coded message! Perhaps Esperanza has finally forgiven you and wants to rejoin the resistance's robot sex club! Can you decrypt the fortune!?
Below is a quote from a famous person encoded with a substitution cipher. Each letter has been swapped for another. Today's hint: H equals U.
"MKHDLXC/ NU/ ZNMQNPX/ IKHD/ RNPXCDU/ LRJCD/ CLJNPX/ L/ MENZN/ TKX/ KP/ JEC/ JKNZCJ."/
- ECPDI/ TLFNT/ JEKDCLH
The first person to e-mail me the correct answer at firstname.lastname@example.org wins a prize! If you would like your prize sent to you, include a mailing address with your answer.
Last week's answer:
"Saying you're a gypsy at heart is a great way to avoid saying you're just incredibly irresponsible."- Tenzin Gyatso, The Dalai Lama