Oh no! Your prize sow has a rash, and the third and ultimate portion of the pageant is in two hours! If the talent competition came last there would be nothing to worry about! There's no way Mrs. Skunkpennies' bikini top will cover the rash! But wait! There's one hope! You have your horrible Slavic Grandmother's recipe for her all-purpose balm, and it's written in some awful old-world chicken scratch. Can you figure out the recipe in time!?
Below is a quote from a famous person encoded with a substitution cipher. Each letter has been swapped for another. Today's hint: Y equals I.
"Y/ SVACTM'N/ DAYNX/ PLFX/ VAN/ NBX/ JVWTZ/ VHXW/ LCC/ NBX/ ZSWXLPYMO,/ UAN/ GVW/ L/ ZXSVMT/ Y/ NBVAOBN/ YN/ JLZ/ NWAX./ Y/ ZBVANXT/ 'PL,/ NAWM/ AR/ NBX/ WLTYV!/ Y/ NBYMF/ NBXE/ KAZN/ PLTX/ PX/ RVRX!'"/
- KVBM/ WLNQXMUXWOXW
The first person to e-mail me the correct answer at firstname.lastname@example.org wins a prize! If you would like your prize sent to you, include a mailing address with your answer.
Last week's answer:
"Most people think my breakout role was Michael in 'The Godfather' and forget that I also voiced the talking candy bar in 1962's 'To Kill A Mockingbird'" - Al Pacino