After her third bottle of OE and OJ, your babysitter just lapsed into a magical trance. The legendary Brass Monkey has taken over her motions! She's speaking in the arcane and sexy language of the Brass Monkey, but you've managed to transcribe some of her words! Can you crack the code and learn the monkey's secret before she shits herself!??
Below is a quote from a famous person encoded with a substitution cipher. Each letter has been swapped for another. Today's hint: H equals E.
"IXS/ ISEDW'FH/ MXSEQXM/ MXBM/ QSALQ/ MS/ B/ UBLTV/ WJHGG/ RBJMV/ AL/ BL HDHTMJAT/ IXHHDTXBAJ/ UJSO/ MXH/ MJBGX/ TSEDW/ GLSIZBDD/ DAPH/ MXAG?/ A/ OHBL,/ TXJAGM,/ A/ QJBWEBMHW/ UJSO/ TEDALBJV/ GTXSSD."/
- GMHRXHL/ XBIPALQ
The first person to e-mail me the correct answer at firstname.lastname@example.org wins a prize! If you would like your prize sent to you, include a mailing address with your answer.
Last week's answer:
"Sure Rosie and I are both famous lesbians. But you know what the difference is between me and Rosie O'Donnell? P***y's not scared of me." - Ellen Degeneres